1. Mr. Melton: ok so i was in art class right? and the teacher draws a picture on the black board and says "hopefully your picture will look a LOT better than mine.." and so my friend whispered "yea, but that is like perfect!" and some people giggled and i chuckled (i didn't LAUGH i chuckled.. there's a difference) and so he turns around and goes "you know what?! you can leave!" my smile wipes off my face and i go "... but i didn't DO anything..." and he says "yes you did! you were talking and making jokes and laughing during my class and i won't have it! you can just go to another room! find another class to go to!" and so i just left... :-/ i should've said "alright BOB i'll see you tomorrow!!" haha!! but that would've been bad... heh.. (that's one..)

2. Ms. Hageman: i was in spanish class (my favorite and best subject i might add..) and i decided to ask a quesiton.. (BIG mistake..) i asked "how do you say 'at'?" and the teacher gave me a look like "are you kidding me?" so i quicked added "isn't it like... a las?? or seomthing?" and she goes "no no no! just stop! ok..how do you say "to help at home?" and i couldn't pronounce the word, so i said "um.. heh... uh.. something like.. au.. auye...auyda...auydar en casa?? or soemthing?? heh.. i don't know...uh.. heh.." and she gave me another look and says "ayudar en casa?" and i say "oh yea! hah.. whatever..." and she goes "haha... you know WHAT lindsay?! you're giving me WAY too much attitude right now! i HATE to say this in front of the  WHOLE class but you really need to take it down! maybe you don't realize you're doing it-" ***she's right... i didn't... hehe*** "but it's really making me mad! you need to find a more respectful way to ask me!!" woah! hah...

3. Mr. Clapp: (this one take the cake..) this guy talks SO softly you can barely hear him... i was sitting with 2 of my friends in this room and i had NOTHING to do.. so i read this peice of paper and  my other friends were talking to each other.. so he walks by and i dind't know if he siad anything or not, so i glanced up then looked away cuz i figured he was talking to my friends. WRONG! he goes RIGHT up to my face and yells "you know what?! i'm an adult! you're a teenager! i'm a teacher! you're a student! and when i TALK to you, you must TALK back! you have to ADDRESS the ADULT! you have to AKNOWLEDGE that you hear me!! and if you're going to be SO disrespectful then you can LEAVE! i don't want you coming in my class again!!" needless to say it was EXTREMELY funny and my friend was laughing her head off and i was biting my cheeks to stop from smiling! (he was a spanish teacher ironic enough..)