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Inside jokes and shout outs

Andrew: and i was like .... ho?... windy is like... "oh it's a BLUSTRY day!" psst... hey... little girl.. do you want to know a seceret? cuz i know one.. and it is soooo goood to hear it... shwam.. doo... doo and heif... haha, daaamn white boy got gaaame "hi i'm andrew, i swear a lot and i'm mean to people.." hah oh it's overr therr i didn't get to finish it... i like that speed bump, let's just go over it again... oh that's my neighbor... haha not on my cell phone! When i lie, i talk with a gay accent... or... a gay lisp... hehehe is that rachel? yes. let's follow her *car turns into random house*.... ok that's not rachel... hah! If i die.. my mom will cry.. FFB! woohoo! and they said, ' well you musta been the class clown'.. and i said... 'no... i wasn't... but i sat next to the class clown and i studied him..." haha. dartanian and how dare you talk to me like that, you? and smack 'em! so.. bacsically just a lot of meat! *meat face* haha!oh!! don't let those puppies up in hea'! haha. don't trouble yourself with a bag *shaky voice* hehe, i'll have you for dinner! could you just get out one of those sausage sticks... haha 
 
Angelita: the faact ES marilla... to see how you and your OWN little gurl were comingg alongg. it wasn't just a girl! it was MY GIRL! MY GIRL THAT I'M PROUD OF!! hahaha!!! it gives me KINDA a thrill to see those white grubs that spade up in the CUCUMBER beds... "....oooo...." well you're a STINK BAD ACTRESS! IGNORANUS! haha! is he from URANUS! get it?! YOUR ANUS! (he doesn't get it ty) YOUR ANUS?! (he doesn't get it..) you're my pumby-umby-umpkin! and get some chinese food-ah. "ring goes on, ring goes off, ring goes on, ring goes off" bother bother bother bother bother bother bother! ahh!!!!......bother..... ahh!!! quickly sam back to the shire! before gangrene sets in!.... the shire's THIS way.... i love you master frodo! not now sam... say goodnight kevin! good night kevin!! you're what the french call.... les imcompitant! ...so we can play golf...daniel:WATER! lindsay: daniel! angela: what's wrong daniel? daniel: cuz of lindsay.... haha what did i do??GHOSTBUSTERS!! it's a wig...shhh.... god man you UGLY! dad! some one said that i was ugly!! you're not ugly.. OOOO!!! haha!haha!i'm going to get some milk. CAN I PRESS THE BUTTONS?! sure.. C4 BOOM! haha! i'm going to get some gum. CAN I PRESS THE BUTTONS! sure.. 170 and 171.. give me back my nose!! come on!! lindsay!! god!! this little piggy went to the market... angela.. no no NO!!!! AHH!!! *falls down the slide* angela's mom: .... who ARE you...? haha!! tripping down the stairs! haha!
 
Candida: what the hell you doin?! ....sorry.....sorry we-we thought you were some one else... haha!! you know, you shouldn't leave your TV on so loud... haha, woah.. the super intendent is gonna be pissed... who are you guys? we're the ghostbusters. ..... who does your taxes?.... gene? here! *does little hand motion* haha! you may have noticed that all i had to eat today was a muffin.. that's because i got this new retainer... haha!! chris.. what are you doing? NUFFING! candida, you'll partner with... gene... DO I HAVE TO? candida! no, no it's ok, she doesn't have to if she doesn't want to... hahahathis is bull!! *smile... smile fades* angela! why did you say that? cuz i get all the SHAFTED parts! you didn't get a shafted part! angela.. lindsay's the director.. and what she says goes... yea you were good as mrs. k. well i had to SWEAT IN PILLOWS! angela, that was your choice.... hahaha!! spinal tap rocks!! hahaha!
 
Alex: This guy.. pressed a sprite button... and it didn't stop! one time my brother tipped his icee like this *tip, spill*... oops... haha, oh excuse me.. how much is ketchup? is it free? are there free refills on ketchup? you know.. that icee looks like bird poop.. no... bird poop is more... whitish colored.. not black... hah, and my computer was all , "hi, i hate you"

Catherine: it was... no trouble... no trouble... just.. just go... haha!! lindsay, it looks like you got punched in the eyes!.... thanks daniel... hehe, and thatsssss gilbert blythe... liposucktion, jinx! ok.. who's the number one? edward sissorhands!! leave him alone! no don't cut him! don't shoot him!! no!! go away!! just leave him alone!! hahaha!! avon lady! "where'd he get the ice?..." he broke his hands... aw! he's so cute!! "why eat the pea?.." haha! oo, we're sneaky... haha! it was shocking! strange! you poor young thing... hah, you're not stupid.. thank you.. thank you my little dwarf... my little child.. my little... little child... i'm a levite! i dont have any money!! 007 phone! dun dun dun dun!! disney trivia! hehe. ( referring to Edward Scissorhands) "... you guys..." haha! how about we just say #1 with a question mark after it. haha. i don't want there to be like a cake for snack and a knife... hey i brought bannana bread and A KNIFE! ahh!!! hahaha. her moods must needs be needs be. hi!! hi!! hi!! hi!! hehe, you will have to eat oatmeal... FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!! haha, i need a loom. Excuse my hand twitch... haha! call me! irish jigging! hehe, "some one touched me..." master... we all have touched you "no... some one.. touched me..." i touched your robes... and now I AM HEALED!! haha! Simon Peter, do you love me? yes lord, you know i love you.. then feed my sheep.... Simon Peter, do you love me? YES lord, you KNOW i love you... then feed my sheep... Simon Peter.. HAHA!  where's my dinner! oh thanks Kesh! i still have some money.. *empties bag* i still have more in the other! *empties bag*... oh! oh jacob! you're just.. like my brother... haha! come and i'll tell your fortune...hehe say good bye! good bye! ahh! that sounds like-- Orlando Bloom? yea! that's who it is! heh ...who ARE you...? "ok you know.. oh what's his name.. melvin? no.. no it's not melvin its... um..." gene? "no.. not gene... um.." jim? "no... it's um.. well.. ug! well whatever.. ok so you know the opposite of melvin?" haha "and then--- uh.... she was like "you're stupid.." and uh.. i was uh.. like.. uh... "what the heck?" and um.. what the heck.. and uh..." haha! well*stagey voice* i'm-- just-- going-- to-- go-- over-- here-- to-- look-- for-- my-- shoes... OH! my! what are YOU two doing here? *fake surprise* haha! well i'm goign to go over here.... oh what's this? ... it's a bathroom.... haha i know! Kirby: Catherine, where are your glasses? Lindsay: oh! she has contacts.... *totally unawhere that he was referring to glass cups...*
 
Sara: (these are kinda old, but still funny) what do you....la du? bubble bottles! that's uh.. nice.. but i don't really wanna buy it... she's too pokey.. MAN I'M PRICKLY! do you have a fork? no. well i do! so hah!! hehe, you can have the pink shirt discount. what would you say if we told you we were.... partisipants?... i'd say, show me your passes... *whips out passes* hehehe, hey there mr. d.. to the e to the a... dance off! haha, you're not stuupid... hahha, no sara YOU'RE the coolest!! COLD STONE! can't wait! do you want BLONDE highlights in your hair??... COME BRING MY FATHER! haha! we'll have a dance off! "you are prettier if my eyes are closed.." oo! that's a good one! i'm going to have to use it..heh

every one else.. tell me what to put! haha

jen: t-tom! haha, give 'em hot miilk.. cookies.. handcuffs... hahaha!! the jackson mcnaster!!! (ok uni mc-chu, we won't use the tounger mcnasters!) haha, which little rascal is your favorite... al falfa? or spankey?.... i'm retarded!.... luuuke! luuuke! i-am-your-faaaatherrr!! that's from star wars! hehe, omg! remember!? RENARD CHEESE! haha www.renard.com haha "omg, RE-T!" you're a q, does that mean cute? haha! JO! WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR?!? hahaha! ching chungy chungy chin! hey there hothot! ISS CREM! ISS CREM! i'm on top of the wave master mountain!! KOCOUM!!! HAHAHA!!! yahoo.com "how to play the ukalali..." um.. we only deliver to dover... haha! pizza factory! tree top tumbler!! i am NOT helping this lady!! ice cream is 5.50! we don't ahve enough! ........good one..... haha! kocoum THE RESTAURANT! lego pictures! can you sit on the horse? i think you can sit on the horse.. lindsay, just sit on the horse... haha! oo, take a picture with grandma! i'm sorry you have to take that ice cream outside.. like set it by the door or seomthing... oh this is a fast elevator... haha! do-not-seek-the-treasure! we-thought-you-was-a-toad! If some one calls me marsha, i'll bust their little head! haha! porker in the pot!! well a mighty wind's 'a blowin'--- hi! my name is 'ieogin.. noit.." haha!!!! let's all hum... aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh *open mouthed* haha! one time i had this friend who asked if i wanted to play the piccolo but i said no.. good thing for model trains or they would have never thought of the ideas for BIG trains.. yeaaaah... is he cute? i think he's cute.. do you think he's cute?? ......nigel?... haha! i might forget it on the table! not you again! he's playing jaws! give me the shoe.. SPINAL TAP! haha

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