"Eenie meenie mini moe, catch a tiger by the toe, if he hollers let him go, eenie meenie mini moe, my mother told me to pick the very best one and you are not it you dirty old dish rag you!"

 

"See see oh play mate! come out and play with me! and bring your dolly three! climb up my apple tree! slide down my rainbow! into my pot of gold! and we'll be jolly friends! forever more more 1 2 3 4 shut the back door!"

 

"See see oh enimy! come out and fight with me! and bring your weapon three! climb up my poison tree! slide down my waterfall! into my dungeon door! and we'll be jolly enimies! forever more more 1 2 3 4 shut the back door!"

 

"See see oh play mate! i cannot play with you! my dolly has the flu! she'll puke all over you!"

 

"bang, bang, you're dead, 50 bullets in your head, brush your teeth, go to bed, bang bang you're dead" (i think my brother thought of that one..)

 

"moma mia poppa pia, baby's got-a diareea!" (yea.. he thought of that one too..)

 

"mommy couldn't change the baby's diaper, daddy couldn't change the baby's diaper, sister couldn't change the baby's diaper, brother couldn't change the baby's diaper, grandpa couldn't change the baby's diaper, grandma couldn't change the baby's diaper, auntie couldn't change the baby's diaper, uncle couldn't change the baby's diaper....... PSSSSSS!"

 

(used with one of those grainy thingys that grow up in feilds) "tree... bush.. CONFETTI!"

 

"miiiiiiiiss susey had a steam boat, her steam boat had a bell *ding ding* miss. susey went to heaven, her steam boat went to-- hello operator, please give me number nine. and if you dissconnect me, i'll chop of your-- behind the 'fridgerator there sat a peice of glass, miss. susey sat upon it, and broke her little-- ask me no more questions, please ask me no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their-- flies are in the meadow, the cows are in the barn, miss. susey and her boyfreind are kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K D-A-R-K DARK DARK DARK! the dark is like a movie, the movie's like a show! the show is like a TV set and that is all i know know know! i know i know my mommy, i know i know my pa! i know i know my sister and i know i know my brotha!"

 

"litter bug! litter bug! can't play with us no more! litter bug litter bug! pick that off the floor!"

 

"down down baby! down by the river side! sweet sweet baby! momma never let you go! stole a piece of candy! naughty! naughty! didn't do your homework! lazy! lazy! jumped off the liberty! crazy! crazy! shimmi shimmi lollypop! shimmi shimmi wow! shimmi shimmi cocoa puff! shimmi shimmi POW!"

 

wow.... was i weird or what?